Let’s have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.” – Earl Blumenauer.I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they’re going to find all of those gyms, their scary-looking gym equipment, and they’re going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture. – Douglas Coupland.You have to or else – I don’t want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow. I got 99 problems, but I’m going to the gym to ignore all of them.My fav machine at the gym is the television.My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.These are some gym humour quotes that are sure to make you (and your social media followers) smile… Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn’t going to get the job done. If that dog is fat you’re not getting enough exercise.A person too busy to take care of their health, is like a mechanic too busy to take care of their tools.Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate!.I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.We don’t stop exercising because we grow old… we grow old because we stop exercising.The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much… – Lazar Angelov.My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.If you’re looking for wise words on the benefits of exercise, then someone else had already said it best… You might also like… Powerful Mindfulness Quotes To Inspire Your Clients or Wellness Sayings That Uplift & Entertain. Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good… it’s working.Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.Cut carbs? Sure, I can do that… *slices bread.It’s my workout and I’ll cry if I want to.I want to look like I could kiss your butt. If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most.” – Jason Love.The only BS I need in my life is burpees and squats.If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going! – Jillian Michaels.I’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear….Life has its ups and downs, we call them squats."They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.Here are a few hilarious quotes to get some chuckles down at the gym… "Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change." "Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others." "When you are through changing, you are through." "He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils for time is the greatest innovator." "Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly." "Change your thoughts and you change your world." "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." Spend a little time and explore our Categories section where you will find our most popular subjects such as: Famous, Funny, Movie, Inspiration, Friendship, Relationships, Motivation, Movies, Life, Love and many, many more. Send a famous quotation to a friend or relative by email or suggest a favorite one of your own to be added to our quotations database.
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